my shoulders and back have been really sore recently (from slouching in my crappy chair at work no doubt, while i write this blog) so i was chatting w/gf online last nite, and i was trying to reach behind my shoulders to massage myself. although it kind of worked, it was a struggle, and i was basically just trying to jab myself.

that was when i realized: if i could give myself a massage, it'd be the greatest massage ever, since i know the exact spots where im sore. then i proceeded to spend the next few minutes thinking of how to make this idea work, blueprint, pulleys/levers etc. then i googled "self massager" to see if anyone else has thought of this, thinking it'd just return tons of porn sites. however, i came across this:


the thera cane. i went on amazon and ordered one right then and there.

let's hope it works. it looks creepy as hell, but i guess it's less creepy than the idea i had in my head of 2 fake hands on ur shoulders with levers to ur own hands. review will be coming soon.