i've been reading and hearing about the 2008 presidential elections, and i'm wondering who will win. it's so very exciting! let's do a quick (100% scientific and factual) breakdown:

Barack Obama: someone who's name is a cross between a Mortal Kombat character and a terrorist is not going to win.

Hillary Rodham Clinton: no stance on issues, and we all know how that turned out for kerry. and that's not counting the fact that she gives off a bitchy and blood-sucking vibe.

John Mccain: myspace hacked, and reminds me of howard dean. cool die hard name though.

John Edwards: hmm, did you know he has a Second Life account? kinda weird.

Al Gore: shut the hell up already. makes me want to litter and drive a bus.

Rudy Giuliani: very likeable (to me at least). but just feels like he's too... public now.

Joe Biden: ehh.

since i'm tired of thinking about this, i'm going to say the winner is: Bill Richardson.