i've been reading and hearing about the 2008 presidential elections, and i'm wondering who will win. it's so very exciting! let's do a quick (100% scientific and factual) breakdown:
Barack Obama: someone who's name is a cross between a Mortal Kombat character and a terrorist is not going to win.
Hillary Rodham Clinton: no stance on issues, and we all know how that turned out for kerry. and that's not counting the fact that she gives off a bitchy and blood-sucking vibe.
John Mccain: myspace hacked, and reminds me of howard dean. cool die hard name though.
John Edwards: hmm, did you know he has a Second Life account? kinda weird.
Al Gore: shut the hell up already. makes me want to litter and drive a bus.
Rudy Giuliani: very likeable (to me at least). but just feels like he's too... public now.
Joe Biden: ehh.
since i'm tired of thinking about this, i'm going to say the winner is: Bill Richardson.
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haha i had fun reading this one.
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