I had a weird dream last nite. In my dream, we were prepping for an attack by a vampire. There was a random pregnant lady, Allie, my roommate, and Lil Bow Wow, who was a half-robot/half-human hybrid. I was going to the grocery store to buy garlic, and as i was getting out of my car, i see this mirror on the ground. I pick it up, and somehow it brings me to this other dimension. This other dimension is exactly the same as this world, but there aren't any people around.

So naturally, i give the mirror to the pregnant lady so she can avoid the vampire attack. She thanks me and disappears. Afterwards at home, we're making this garlic paste (chopped garlic with sea salt, then grind with the flat side of a knife, if anyone's wondering) to smear on our bodies, neck, arms etc, as to not get bitten. Finally, it's time.

I come out of the bathroom, and as i open the door i can't see around the corners, so i run and jump into the middle of the room. Then i see Lil Bow Wow walking up the stairs, and he has a veil over his face. He takes it off, and reveals that he is the vampire. It turns out the vampire is Eunji, and she comes after me. I punch her in the stomach but she just pushes me across the room. Then everything stops, and the whole thing was just a practice run of some sort. Everyone gathers in the room, and Eunji asks, "Would you rather be attacked by vampires or zombies?" I guess she was only helping us practice for an attack by the undead. But since she is our friend, she doesn't want to hurt us.

This makes me wonder. I think I would rather be attacked by vampires. At least they can talk, and maybe you could negotiate with them. And there's always a chance of you becoming one, which is much better than becoming a braindead zombie. Vampires just party and rave all day, and roam the streets at night. I don't think drinking blood would be that hard to get used to either.

Perhaps this is an omen of things to come... i'm hungover.